Top ten reasons why Spanish translations make the perfect holiday gift:

10. You can avoid the mall

9. Makes a definitive statement for improved intercultural communication

8. Virtually infinite supply … no depletion of natural resources

7. NAFTA (always like to invoke NAFTA)

6. CAFTA (ryhmes with NAFTA, though we’re not actually sure what it is)

5. Esperanto translation just not enough

4. Could help prepare your children for watching Spanish language TV soap operas

3. Everyone needs words

2. 30% Off!

And the #1 reason why Spanish translations make the perfect holiday gift:

1. Hugo Chávez vs. the King of Spain